he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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