At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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