every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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