There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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