I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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