okay pat passed out under dana's car
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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