with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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