Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(319): View more from Iowa

You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many

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(407): View more from Florida

How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave

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(513): View more from Ohio

you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out

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(804): View more from Virginia

You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...

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(816): View more from Missouri

Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.

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