How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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