On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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