I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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