she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
this will be a night to untag.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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