Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need water and some morals
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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