Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he thought i was a dude.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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