By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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