we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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