Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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