I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
