he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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