office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I need water and some morals
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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