Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
third nipple confirmed
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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