Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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