I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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