Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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