Non-Jews are for practice
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm like, not good at living.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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