I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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