my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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