Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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