Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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