this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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