it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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