first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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