its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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