He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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