I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
