just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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