week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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