Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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