Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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