I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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