I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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