yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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