do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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