he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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