SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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