i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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