just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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