a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
