I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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