Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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