Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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