so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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