The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
