That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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