is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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