I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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