You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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