Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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