You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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