you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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