i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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