its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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