I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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